And now for something completely useless...
Here's something that was sent to me by an admirer of some weird kind. Of course he was talking about the website I write and dance for. It's really not a real thinkers' piece, but I love it when someone says, "You get what you pay for". So in the spirit of posting useless nonsense on the already over-dumped web, here's some more garbage for you.
"I live in Sin City. I usually find girls to play with on backpage, but they are just NOT up to par! I switched things up last time and found a web site that advertised some amazingly beautiful women.
I was skeptical, but ordered one to my apt anyway. It was more expensive, but I learned a very valuable lesson, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!" 2NQFSBVUQTRR